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>> MP&HR Officer <<
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HR : what is your name?

Mike : MP sir

HR : In full please...

Mike : Michael Phang

HR : your father's name?

Mike : MP sir

HR : what does that mean?

Mike : Melvin Phang

HR : your native place?

Mike : MP sir

HR : what's that?

Mike : Malacca Province

HR : what is your qualification?

Mike : MP

HR : (angry) what is thaat?!!!

Mike : Mathematics Professor

HR : so why do you need a job?

Mike : it is because of MP sir

HR : meaning?

Mike : Money Problems

HR : would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time? What's your personality like?

Mike : MP sir..

HR : and what is that??

Mike : Marvelous Personality

HR : I see... I will get back to you..

Mike : sir, how was my MP sir?

HR : and what's that again?

Mike : My Performance..

HR : I think u hv an MP..

Mike : meaning??

HR : Mental Problem!!!

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A man dies & goes to Heaven. In heaven he sees a large Wall full of Clocks !

He asks angel: "What are these for?"

Angel answers: "These are Lie Clocks, every person has a lie clock! Whenever you lie on earth, the clock moves !"

The man points towards a clock and asks: "Whose clock is this ?"

Angel says, "It's Mother Teresa's... It has never moved, showing that she never told a lie..!

The man then asks, "Where is Narendra Modi's clock?"

Angel replies, "That's in our office ... We use it as a TABLE FAN..!"
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📞 Different types of call duration  summaries :
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👦 boy to 👦 boy !
  👉00:00:59👈
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👦 boy to 👩 mom !!
 👉 00:00:50 👈
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👦 boy to 👨 dad !
    👉00:00:30 👈
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👦 boy to 👧 girl !
   👉 01:23:59 👈
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👧 girl to  👧 girl !
   👉 05:29:59 👈
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👧 girl to 👦 boy !
 👉 miss call 👈
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 👨 husband to 👩 wife!
  👉 00:00:03👈
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 👩 wife to 👨 husband
 👉 call waiting 👈😜😜

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